A story of a farmer!

This is hilarious!

A guy from a village (cattle herder) named Chunilal was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Himachal when suddenly a brand new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a suit, Gucci shoes, Fast Track sunglasses, colorful tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many sheeps and goats you have in your herd, Will you give me a goat?"

Chunilal looks at the man, obviously a yuppie then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Mac Book Air, connects it to his iPhone, and to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in iPhoto and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within just few seconds, he receives an e-mail on his iPhone that the image has been processed and the data has been stored. He then accesses an MS SQL database through an ODBC-connected Excel spreadsheet with e-mail on his iPhone and after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized LaserJet printer, turns to Chunilal and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," said Chunilal.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Chunilal says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly who you are and what is your business, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're Rahul Gandhi, said Chunilal.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie idiot, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered Chunilal. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipments trying to show me off how smart you are than me and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my dog.

God bless -- save India!