Indian joke.

A couple of Tamil Brahmin village men board on a bus in New York. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma cums first."
"Den I cum."
"Den two asses cum together."
"I cum once more !"
"Two asses, they cum together again.
I cum again and pee twice.
Then I cum one lasta time."

The lady can't take this non-sense any more and shouts!!!

"You foul-mouthed, sex-obsessed Indians! In this country, we don't speak loud in public places about our sex lives no matter how extraordinary they are."

"Hey, coola down a lady," said the man. "Who talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

(I swear you're gonna read this again)